When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know...– Billy, age 4 (via electric-wish)
irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
understandablydumb: the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
imaginelarrys: stylinsmut: im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu i love you